Lustrum Protolympics

Have you been sitting at your computer all year and have you been dreaming to go out and play with your favorite proto people? Perhaps you have been working out and want to show your athletic prowess to your peers? Come join the most prestigious physical contest at the University of Twente. The Protolympics has a range of disciplines where contestants must show they are the best at surviving the shenanigans one goes through as a member of Proto. The Flunkyball sparkling water edition and the 100m Duct Tape sprint have always been great successes.

Of Course one might be wondering how this is possible in the midst of an epidemic. All activities have been adjusted so that participants remain a safe distance from each other. Furthermore the Protolympics will be held outside.